As you probably already know, my name is Evan Winchester. I, unfortunately, live with my four aunts. All single. All old. All going through menopause. I live with them not by choice. My Mom died in a car crash and my father, whether it was for lack of maturity or he just plain didn't care, left me in the care of four very obnoxious and psychotic old ladies. I live in an unplottable piece of land. I have no pets. I have myself.